Quick Slant: TNF - You Survive, or You Don't
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant * Raiders * Broncos I once worked on a movie in Albuquerque and Santa Fe. Frankly, I loved it; I’m not from anywhere like the high desert, so it was a chance to experience an entirely different social and environmental context. In the middle of it
FAABulous Football Week 10: Rock Out With Your Brock Out
Hello all you FAABulous people, I hope some of you were able to celebrate Brock Bowers coming out party, where he scored the most points in FFPC of a player ever. Anyone who has been following the Ship Chasing teams knows we had a lot invested in Brock Bowers so
Quick Slant: MNF - Wind in an Empty Hall
Mat Irby's Quick Slant * Cardinals * Cowboys It’s hard to fathom now, but the Arizona Cardinals used to be part of the NFC East as recently as a quarter century ago. Before the Houston Texans existed, the NFL was in dire need of realignment; expansion and team migration
Quick Slant: SNF - The Convergence of Sports Hopium and Unfeeling Pragmatism
Mat Irby's Quick Slant * Seahawks * Commanders “You are what your record says you are.” Legendary HC Bill Parcells would toss out this line from time to time, and it would land like a fire blanket. One of the most familiar pastimes of sports fans worldwide is seeking an
Week 9 Walkthrough: Tyler Warren, Man of Steel
Welcome to the Week 9 Walkthrough. In this article, I'll outline critical fantasy football context for the ninth glorious football Sunday of 2025. (The stats below are from PFF, NFLfastR, rbsdm.com, RotoViz, FantasyLabs, Fantasy Life, Fantasy Points, ESPN, FTN, and NFL Next Gen). PROE data is available
2025 Week 9 Rankings
These are PPR redraft rankings, with input from Pat Kerrane, Steph Miller, and Sackreligious. The addition of tiers is intended to help with tiebreakers and FLEX decisions. They'll initially align closely with the tiers outlined in the Walkthrough, but will then be updated until kickoff (just like the
Quick Slant: TNF - The NFL's Halloween Edition Features Two Teams Trying to Spring From the Grave
Mat Irby’s Quick Slant * Ravens * Dolphins Wanna play a game? It’s Halloween—a time where we revel in the most stomach-churning, disgusting, and terrifying things; what better way to celebrate the awful than with a matchup between the 2025 Ravens and Dolphins? Hold your nose when I say
FAABulous Football Week 9: Now is the Time
Congratulations, you survived the Week 8 Bye-Maggedon! Now heading into Week 9 this should be easy with only four teams on bye with CLE, PHI, NYJ, and TB. We all know the FFPC regular season is short and many teams are hanging on by a thread at this point... now
